Olegstradamus – The October Quatrains

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The ice is down. Snuggle up on the couch with a Lucky Strike, a pumpkin latte, a loved one, and cast your eyes into the fire to see the future!

1. Soon the Bill Masterton Trophy for perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to ice hockey will be rededicated to honor Brock Nelson’s lost appendages. Johnny Boychuck smiles from the blueline, quietly reloading.

2. Barry Trotz grows a neck from screaming at Alex Ovechkin for 6 1/2 months.

3. Jonas Hiller asks for a GoPro camera on his mask, says he needs the footage to finish his film school thesis.

4. As part of the final season celebration, gold wigs now available for purchase from the concourse merchandise stands.

5. Josh Bailey will be named captain of the Sound Tigers.

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