Olegstradamus – 2014 Draft Quatrains

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Smoke swirls around the floor. A solitary Lucky glowing in the corner, Glen Sather front and center like a banker . Class trumps pompous every time.

Gaze into the chasm of Draft Day…

• Garth Snow lands a forward and a backup goalie with the 5th Pick and Matt Donovan

• Sam Gagner…still an Oiler

• Florida Panthers trade the 1st Pick, Dale Tallon uses smoke signals and soup-cans-and-string

• No one will know who the Arizona Coyotes are, Seattle bides their time

• Josh Bailey will be traded to Ak Bars Kazan for a case of vodka

• Instead of unloading the old and ineffective, San Jose trades Antti Niemi to clear the deck for nearly-35yo Ryan Miller

• The St. Louis Blues debut new jersey, with only one shade of blue, promptly change their name

• That name change will be more impactful than anything Arizona does

• Glen Sather gives Doug Wilson a Melvin, convinces the Sharks to trade Joe Thornton to the Rangers, filling the hole left behind by Brad Richards

• Winnipeg…still no playoffs

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